Seriously Don't Fly With Scissors

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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the-snorlax-cave:

LUIGI OUT

the-snorlax-cave:

LUIGI OUT

dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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hurricane-artstuff:

let me remind you, dis is what happens when you decide to put Mulan in the background while playing Borderlands 2

hurricane-artstuff:

let me remind you, dis is what happens when you decide to put Mulan in the background while playing Borderlands 2

twofistin:

restinpeaches:

rest in fucking peaches, mario

This game seems to be based on how sick you can clown everybody else. I don’t even think you win by crossing the finish line, you’re just judged by a point basis by how salty everyone around you is.

twofistin:

restinpeaches:

rest in fucking peaches, mario

This game seems to be based on how sick you can clown everybody else. I don’t even think you win by crossing the finish line, you’re just judged by a point basis by how salty everyone around you is.

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

lol-post:

Are you playing with yourself?

lol-post:

Are you playing with yourself?

lesbomancer:

viekastv:

Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

congratulations you just taught a whole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+